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“Siri, what the heck?” David Sedaris on talking to one’s devices

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I was in a restaurant when the fellow at the next table picked up his phone. “Siri!” he commanded. “Call Paul Bower!”

Oh, right, I thought. That can be done. By other people, I mean.

The first thing I do when getting a new phone or iPad is to disconnect Siri, in part because she’s so maddeningly obsequious, but mainly because she feels like cheating, a short cut to what’s already a pretty extraordinary short cut. If I want to know how many vodka tonics it might take to kill someone my older sister’s height and weight, the least I can do is type the questions into Google.

The way you talk to a person says a lot about you, of course, but so, too, does the way you talk to a device. I think of all the people I know who are using a GPS, rely on it for everything, then turn on it when they near their destination: “Will you shut up already!”

Then there are those like my friend Patsy. The two of us were driving from Nashville to Knoxville not long ago, and decided to stop midway so I could see where she went to college. “Heeey, Siri!” she said in a tone that suggested fun, “Can you get me directions to Sewanee, Tennessee?” In what seemed to me like no time at all, Siri answered, “I can’t find that.”

“The University of the South?” Patsy said. “In Sewanee, Tennessee?”

“I can’t find that.”

Patsy lowered her voice and turned to me: “She does this all the time now.”

I whispered back: “It seems to me like she’s not even trying.”

“Siri?” Patsy said. “Can you please get me directions to…” She named a town that was close to Sewanee, figuring we could make it from there to the college on our own. When Siri came back with the information, Patsy thanked her with what seemed like genuine gratitude. Mixed into it was a hint of pride, the sort you feel when you’re patient with a terribly old person, or someone who’s new on the job and hasn’t quite figured out the register.

If Siri was a person, you knew that Patsy would give her a big bonus at Christmas! And that Siri would use that money to fly home for the holidays and say, when asked about work by her parents, “My boss? She’s pretty cool. I mean, yeah, I really like her!”

      
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Former President Donald Trump held a town hall in Michigan while Vice President Kamala Harris spoke to the National Association of Black Journalists in Philadelphia Tuesday. Trump and his running mate, Sen. JD Vance, blamed Democrats’ “rhetoric” for a second apparent assassination attempt in Florida. CBS News senior White House and political correspondent Ed O’Keefe has the latest.

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John Dickerson reports on the growing investigations into the apparent attempted assassination of former President Trump, new settings on Instagram designed to protect teenage users, and what’s at the center of energy in Pennsylvania beyond fracking.

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Paul Whelan, freed in prisoner swap with Russia, tells other American detainees: “We’re coming for you”

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Washington — Nearly seven weeks after the Russians handed over Paul Whelan on a tarmac in Ankara, Turkey, the Marine veteran stood on the steps of the U.S. Capitol with a message for other Americans who are held abroad. 

“We’re coming for you,” he told reporters Tuesday night after he met with lawmakers. “It might take time, but we’re coming.” 

Whelan said he spoke with lawmakers about how the government can better support detainees after they’re released. 

“We spoke about how the next person’s experience could be better,” he said. “What the government could do for the next person that’s held hostage and comes home — the care and support that other people might need, especially people that are in a worse situation. There are people coming back that lived in the dirt without shoes for three years, people that were locked up in hideous conditions for 20 years. They need support.” 

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Rep. Haley Stevens, a Michigan Democrat, with Paul Whelan at the U.S. Capitol on Sept. 17, 2024. 

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The U.S. secured Whelan’s release in August in one of the largest prisoner swaps since the end of the Cold War. The complex deal came after months of sensitive negotiations between the U.S., Russia, Germany, Slovenia, Poland and Norway. 

As part of the deal, Russia released 16 prisoners while the Western countries released eight Russians. Whelan was released alongside Wall Street Journal reporter Evan Gershkovich, Russian-American radio journalist Alsu Kurmasheva and Vladimir Kara-Murza, a U.S. green card holder and Kremlin critic. 

Whelan, who had been the longest-held American detainee in Russia, was arrested in December 2018 when he traveled to the country to attend a friend’s wedding. He was convicted of espionage in a secret trial and sentenced to 16 years in prison in 2020. 

Whelan, his family and the U.S. government vehemently denied that he was a spy and accused Russia of using him as a political pawn. The U.S. government considered him to be wrongfully detained, a rare designation that put more government resources toward securing his release. 

But a deal to secure his freedom was long elusive. He remained behind bars as Russia freed Marine veteran Trevor Reed and women’s basketball star Brittney Griner — both of whom were detained after Whelan’s arrest — in prisoner swaps with the U.S. 

The U.S. said it pushed for his inclusion in both exchanges, but Russia refused. It led to Whelan advocating for his own release from a remote prison camp, calling government officials and journalists to make sure that he wasn’t forgotten. 

When the plane carrying Whelan, Gershkovish and Kurmasheva landed in Maryland on Aug. 1, Whelan was the first to disembark. He was greeted by President Biden, who gave Whelan his American flag pin, and Vice President Kamala Harris. 

“Whether he likes it or not, he changed the world,” Rep. Haley Stevens, a Michigan Democrat, told reporters Tuesday. 

Whelan’s case and his family’s constant pressure on the U.S. government brought more attention to the cases of Americans who are wrongfully detained by foreign governments. 

Haley said Whelan is a reminder to other Americans considering traveling to Russia that “you have a target on your back.” 

Whelan said it’s been an adjustment acclimating to life back in the U.S., especially learning the latest technology like his iPhone 15. 

“I was in a really remote part of Russia,” he said. “We really didn’t have much. The conditions were poor. The Russians said the poor conditions were part of the punishment. And coming back to see this sort of thing now is a bit of a shock, but it’s a good shock.” 



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